Good News-bad News.

[RED DRAGON]

You have to post good and bad news related to each other.


I`ll start:

The good news is am not hungryno more.

The bad news is there no foot left in da refrigerators.

[DragonHawk]

I flipped a coin. I call heads...

Good news, I got it right. Bad news, the person who got it right has to do the dishes :(

[RED DRAGON]

The good news is you found a cure for hiv.

The bad news is won`t help yourself anymore.

[DragonHawk]

Hahaha, I like that one!!

[RED DRAGON]

The good news is i got the new X-Box 360

The bad news is that it crash..lol..

[Random_Guy171]

The good news is that I realize this thread is not-so cool.

The bad news is no one else realizes it. :-(

[RED DRAGON]

The good news is that there is namy new treads.

The bad news is that more spaming are coming..lol..;)

[CSI_fan39]

;) The good news is.........it,s all good....The bad news is.......I,m going fricken insane here...is there a doctor in the house?:D

[Crazy_Diva]

Slave Master to Roman galley slaves who have been pulling oars for hours: I have some good news for you and some bad news. The good news is: you can have 15 minutes rest. Now for the bad news: At the end of the rest period, the captain wants to go water-skiing.
I know it's an old one but it cracks me up. :p
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"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."
Mother Teresa

[knightfall]

The Good News is.... i've got 247 wins on the arcade...
The Bad News is.... Crazy Diva has got 399 wins!!!

Hey is guess thats the funniest flick in this entire thread...
hurraaayyyyyyyyyy!!!