Ask Khaos

[Khaos]

Ask the all knowing and all seeing Khaos about anything and everything (excluding riddles), you have this great privilege!! you can even ask me the meaning of life!! now ask away!!!!!

[the_bryantism]

ok since you " know everything" i want to know the meaning of life, and why the sky is blue( i know it has to do with the chemicals but i dont remember the precise reasons)....so answer away khaos

[Khaos]

heyhey one question at a time please...I'll do the meaning of life first

The meaning of life for each person is different as each peson has a different hierachy of wants and needs with different objectives so the only logical meaning of life is to find one's personal meaning of life

[the_bryantism]

....then what is my meeaning of life :p

[ValentinoFly]

Hi Are Prediction of Football Included???

[Khaos]

bryant I told you...your meaning of life is to find your personal meaning of life...so get on with it

I know everything from now, not the future m8 sorry. But I do predict there will be two teams very close near the end and one is a suprise

why the sky is blue( i know it has to do with the chemicals but i dont remember the precise reasons)....so answer away khaos

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.
However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

[the_bryantism]

wow......well im content know

[Khaos]

Keep the questions coming folks....can't have this topic becomming inactive

[Dez Nutz]

lol,why do we have to take physical science in skool???

[Khaos]

you mean things like biology?

[ValentinoFly]

But I do predict there will be two teams very close near the end and one is a suprise.

Congratulation Khaos You Got it!!!
Miami-Houston was a Close One and Houston Won
(According Bookmakers That was a Surprise!)


Now A Tough one......
Which Came First the Chicken or the Egg???

[Khaos]

haha that's a sily questions. They both came first the egg with the chick in it lol didn't you know?

[ValentinoFly]

Wooooooooooooaw You're Smart!!!
I'm starting to take this thread Seriously!!!
BTW Are you From Finland????

[ValentinoFly]

What????Is This Question too hard for You???lol

[Khaos]

What????Is This Question too hard for You???lol

yes this one is way to hard!! lol...nah english

now everyone come on!! post me some questions!!!

[Unfathomed]

What color shoes am I wearing?

[Khaos]

your not wearing any

[Unfathomed]

Well, due to my bad wording, you are correct. I was actually wearing boots. Now...what do I have in my pocket...

...My precioussssssss.....:eek:

[Khaos]

well so far I'm on 100% correct answers!! I know everything, so post post post

[Khaos]

Come on!! ask me some questions!!!

[the_bryantism]

how much weight do i bench press

[Khaos]

not enough!!

[the_bryantism]

wrong....320 lbs :P


guess you dont know everything

[Khaos]

wrong....320 lbs :P


guess you dont know everything

I do :) as I said, not enough

[Team_Sonic36]

What would be enough?

[Khaos]

400, that's enough for him

[Team_Sonic36]

Wow... that's a lot.

[Dumbarse]

Okay...how come everytime i wake up in the morning i have bad gas?

[Khaos]

Okay...how come everytime i wake up in the morning i have bad gas?
well I thought you knew about gas but ok..... humans breathe in oxygen (good gas) and breath out carbon dioxide (bad gas) so after sleeping you have lots of bad gas in your room :)

:D:D

[Paladin]

ok how about this mister smarty pants!!! this is a question i got in my maths trial school certificate exam!!!

the composite figure combines a square and an equilateral triangle

can't show u the diagram of it, but it has 5 sides are all the same size (which is x) and 2 sides on the right are an equilateral triangle with 3 sides of a square on the left!!! so onto the questions:

a) write an expression for the perimeter in terms of x.

b) in terms of x write an expression for the are of the square.

c) what is the perpendicular height of the equilateral triangle?

d) in terms of x write an expression for the are of the equilateral triangle
e) what fraction of the area of the whole figure is the triangle?

so if u can answer this, plz either explain what u did or who u answer it, or simple show ur working out!!!

[Dumbarse]

I would answer that but you know it is ask khaos and not ask dumbarse. i dont want to bust his bubble or anything.

[Khaos]

ok how about this mister smarty pants!!! this is a question i got in my maths trial school certificate exam!!!

the composite figure combines a square and an equilateral triangle

can't show u the diagram of it, but it has 5 sides are all the same size (which is x) and 2 sides on the right are an equilateral triangle with 3 sides of a square on the left!!! so onto the questions:

a) write an expression for the perimeter in terms of x.

b) in terms of x write an expression for the are of the square.

c) what is the perpendicular height of the equilateral triangle?

d) in terms of x write an expression for the are of the equilateral triangle
e) what fraction of the area of the whole figure is the triangle?

so if u can answer this, plz either explain what u did or who u answer it, or simple show ur working out!!!

it is clear you have a hidden questions, the question being can you do the work I didn't hav a clue how to do? and the answer to the question you are really asking is no, i's your work and for you to believe the answer you must go wok it out for yourself!!

and btw...your explanation of the shap was as good as saying a dog is like 6 cylinders, 4 same size, one smal and one very large + a circle.

[the_bryantism]

yeah i totally suck at math....get a yard stick go to the shape and measure it...

[Paladin]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/3731/mathdiagramhe4.th.png (http://img295.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mathdiagramhe4.png)

ok then theres the diagram, the only thing missing is that all sides that have | equal x!!! so then i'll solve it for u khaos, and sorry if ppl don't know the computer symbols for operations!!!

a) P=s+s+s+s+s
P=x+x+x+x+x
.: P=5x

b) A=s^2
.: A=x^2

c) the perpendicular height = b
c^2=a^2+b^2
x^2=(x/2)^2=b^2
b^2=x^2-x^2/4
b^2=4x^2/4-x^2/4
b^2=(3x^2)/4
(square root both sides)
b=(x(sqrt 3))/2

d) A=1/2*b*ph
A=1/2*x*(x(sqrt 3))/2
A=(x^2(sqrt 3))/4

e) total A=x^2+(x^2(sqrt 3))/4
tA=4x^2/4+(x^2(sqrt 3))/4
tA=(5x^2(sqrt 3))/4

fraction of triangle=((x^2(sqrt 3))/4)/(5x^2(sqrt 3))/4
=((x^2(sqrt 3))/4)*(4/(5x^2(sqrt 3)))
=1/5
.: the area of the triangle is 1 fifth the area of the whole shape.

so then khaos if ur that smart y don't u double check that working out and answers??

[Dumbarse]

okay i have a question. why do i look so good but the rest of my family looks so bad?

[the_bryantism]

actually if you make the diagram out of paper then cut the triangle away you can find the answer......just thought id let you know....thank you kinder garten lol

[Khaos]

okay i have a question. why do i look so good but the rest of my family looks so bad?

ok well this one is rather simple, say your dad is ok looking apart from a big fat nose and weird eybrows, then your mom is fine except for she has a huge chin and messy hair, what is possible is to inherit your dads hair and chin + your mum's nose and eybrows, then you'll look much more...normal...ofc I can' actually see you and your famil to give a specific reason, this is just very general

[Khaos]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/3731/mathdiagramhe4.th.png (http://img295.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mathdiagramhe4.png)

ok then theres the diagram, the only thing missing is that all sides that have | equal x!!! so then i'll solve it for u khaos, and sorry if ppl don't know the computer symbols for operations!!!

a) P=s+s+s+s+s
P=x+x+x+x+x
.: P=5x

b) A=s^2
.: A=x^2

c) the perpendicular height = b
c^2=a^2+b^2
x^2=(x/2)^2=b^2
b^2=x^2-x^2/4
b^2=4x^2/4-x^2/4
b^2=(3x^2)/4
(square root both sides)
b=(x(sqrt 3))/2

d) A=1/2*b*ph
A=1/2*x*(x(sqrt 3))/2
A=(x^2(sqrt 3))/4

e) total A=x^2+(x^2(sqrt 3))/4
tA=4x^2/4+(x^2(sqrt 3))/4
tA=(5x^2(sqrt 3))/4

fraction of triangle=((x^2(sqrt 3))/4)/(5x^2(sqrt 3))/4
=((x^2(sqrt 3))/4)*(4/(5x^2(sqrt 3)))
=1/5
.: the area of the triangle is 1 fifth the area of the whole shape.

so then khaos if ur that smart y don't u double check that working out and answers??

err paladin, if that diagram is correct then every forumula should be the same as for a square but you add one half back on, ofc if that diagram is not 100% accurate then maybe not, but that triangle if as you say has lengths of x and so does the square then logically the triangle is just half the square.....not so hard when you actually think about things paladin....and "the maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't need it and the user doesn't see it" what is it (and yes the correct answer does have one exception of how you could reason that it is wrong but I didn't mke up the saying)....answer that then paladin!! then I might let you post a few more Q's (like I can stop you, lol, but I can choose not to answer!!1 haha)

[Paladin]

well in answer to that khaos, and ur point byrant, is that that is exactly a question i got in, as i said, my trial school certificate for advanced maths, worth 25% of my whole mark for this year, which i got "partly" correct (may be different compared to other places, but if u make a mistake u lose 1 mark for it and so long as u get the right final answer from that mistake u get it correct!!! so in the 3rd step i simplified incorrectly, meaning i lost half a mark and got a completly different answer for the last 2) so the last 2 parts "may" be wrong as i did them right then when i posted it!!! but other then that it should be correct, unless all knowing khaos can prove it wrong, in which case the important things u need to do is the right operations, etc!!! u get 2 times as many marks for getting the working right then u do the final answer!!!

so finally, no bryant the way i was asking the question u couldn't do that, no that pic it not to scale (i made it on paint and is by no means reliable) and no actually if u look at it, and know how to calcualte the area or a triangle, then like i said it will be:
Area=half the base times the perependicular height
A=0.5*x*(the square root of (x^2-(x/2)^2))
A=0.5*x*((x*(sqrt 3))/2)
A=(x^2(sqrt 3))/4
which is the same as i said 1st!!! however the square's area = x^2
big difference!!!

and in answer to ur queation; a coffin
so i'll come back with some riddles for u maybe!!! or maybe some really hard math questions :D

[Khaos]

and in answer to ur queation; a coffin
so i'll come back with some riddles for u maybe!!! or maybe some really hard math questions :D[/quote]

glad you got 1/4 riddles from me correct then... now as for math, I can do math, but I'm doing math all day pretty much and cannot be assed, 14 hours of economics and business studies in a week (lotf os maths), 7 hours of computer studies (once again more math and binary coding math....urgh) and 7 hours of pure maths and statistics (uuuuurrrrrgggghhhhh all math) ... I just can't be assed with more math, plz do understand, as for riddles I know a few like:

doctor tells you to take one pill every half an hour, 3 pills, how long does it take you to finish the pills an why?

[the_bryantism]

huh? is that a riddle at the bottom

[Khaos]

no just a tricky question

[the_bryantism]

i dont get it though...guess kindergarten cant help me here

[Khaos]

i dont get it though...guess kindergarten cant help me here

you could at least take a guess

[ValentinoFly]

Hi There great Mr Know-It-All!!!!
I was missing you...ha ha ha ha

Have a question....This is serious one....

How many times the man land on the moon???
I mean only one two...
Dunno cus I'm Ignorant....

:bye:

[Khaos]

Hi There great Mr Know-It-All!!!!
I was missing you...ha ha ha ha

Have a question....This is serious one....

How many times the man land on the moon???
I mean only one two...
Dunno cus I'm Ignorant....

:bye:

tons, they floated round so must've landed a lot

[spuds6465]

hahaha smart thread to start, really good way to get points

ok here goes..... how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop ? lol

[Khaos]

Depends entirely on who's doing the licking

[Khaos]

Ok Khaos Is Back To Answer Your Questions!! Come On!!!! Ask Away!!!

[PureThought]

Most egotistical Khaos, what do you get when you divide by zero?

Note: I'm expecting you to google the answer, like I assume you will be doing for many questions.

[Cpl.Mac]

if yesterday was mondays' tomorrow, what day would my day after tomorrow be?

[Khaos]

Most egotistical Khaos, what do you get when you divide by zero?

Note: I'm expecting you to google the answer, like I assume you will be doing for many questions.

no my answers are either b.s that sounds good, correct or my opinion, no google

it's infinity btw or error if you are asking a machine which ofc won't come out and say infinity

[Khaos]

if yesterday was mondays' tomorrow, what day would my day after tomorrow be?

your day after tomorrow can be whatever you wish it to be cpl, it's your day and your the boos of it.. it can be cpl's take over the world day, it's your choice

[presidentpaul9114[KOV]]

it's infinity btw or error if you are asking a machine which ofc won't come out and say infinity

Incorrect...the answer is it is undefined in the real number system.

HOWEVER, i am working out the kinks of a number system where dividing by zero is permitted...HOWEVER

0/0 would be any number, real or imaginary, because 0 goes into 0 that many times before being "filled".

HOWEVER, any other number X so as X/0=not-undefined number is impossible, because 0 can never "fill" the number...the logic being that there is a significant difference in the math community between "infinity" and "no number, whether real or imaginary" or even "all numbers, whether real or imaginary"....

It is simple mathematical concepts folks....come on....lol

[Khaos]

']Incorrect...the answer is it is undefined in the real number system.

HOWEVER, i am working out the kinks of a number system where dividing by zero is permitted...HOWEVER

0/0 would be any number, real or imaginary, because 0 goes into 0 that many times before being "filled".

HOWEVER, any other number X so as X/0=not-undefined number is impossible, because 0 can never "fill" the number...the logic being that there is a significant difference in the math community between "infinity" and "no number, whether real or imaginary" or even "all numbers, whether real or imaginary"....

It is simple mathematical concepts folks....come on....lol
paul u do know what infinity is right? it means always one bigger, never eoungh hence it IS the right answer because you always need one more 0, you never have enough, duh!!

+ this is ASK KHAOS!! NOT ASK KHAOS AND PAUL CAN TRY TO CORRECT

but ofc i forgot about 0, yea zero would be one and any minuses would be minus infinity

[presidentpaul9114[KOV]]

The terms infinity and infinite have a variety of related meanings in mathematics. The adjective finite means “having an end,” so infinity may be used to refer to something having no end. In order to give a precise definition, the mathematical domain of discourse must be specified.

Set theory provides a simple and basic example of an infinite collection—the class of natural numbers, or positive integers. A fundamental property of positive integers is that after each integer there follows a next one, so that there is no last integer. Now it is necessary in mathematics to treat the collection of all positive integers as an entity, and this entity is the simplest infinity, or infinite collection.

The term infinity appears in mathematics in a different sense in connection with limits of functions. For example, consider the function defined by y = 1/x. When x tends to 0, y approaches infinity, and the expression may be written as shown below. \lim_{x\to 0}y=\infty

Precisely, this means that for an arbitrary number a > 0, there exists a number b > 0 such that when 0 < x < b, then y > a, and when −b < x < 0, then y < −a. This example indicates that it is sometimes useful to distinguish +∞ and −∞. The points +∞ and −∞ are pictured at the two ends of the y axis, a line which has no ends in the proper sense of euclidean geometry.

In geometry of two or more dimensions, it is sometimes said that two parallel lines meet at infinity. This leads to the conception of just one point at infinity on each set of parallel lines and of a line at infinity on each set of parallel planes. With such agreements, parts of euclidean geometry can be discussed in the terms of projective geometry. For example, one may speak of the asymptotes of a hyperbola as being tangent to the hyperbola at infinity.

[Khaos]

']The terms infinity and infinite have a variety of related meanings in mathematics. The adjective finite means “having an end,” so infinity may be used to refer to something having no end. In order to give a precise definition, the mathematical domain of discourse must be specified.

Set theory provides a simple and basic example of an infinite collection—the class of natural numbers, or positive integers. A fundamental property of positive integers is that after each integer there follows a next one, so that there is no last integer. Now it is necessary in mathematics to treat the collection of all positive integers as an entity, and this entity is the simplest infinity, or infinite collection.

The term infinity appears in mathematics in a different sense in connection with limits of functions. For example, consider the function defined by y = 1/x. When x tends to 0, y approaches infinity, and the expression may be written as shown below. \lim_{x\to 0}y=\infty

Precisely, this means that for an arbitrary number a > 0, there exists a number b > 0 such that when 0 < x < b, then y > a, and when −b < x < 0, then y < −a. This example indicates that it is sometimes useful to distinguish +∞ and −∞. The points +∞ and −∞ are pictured at the two ends of the y axis, a line which has no ends in the proper sense of euclidean geometry.

In geometry of two or more dimensions, it is sometimes said that two parallel lines meet at infinity. This leads to the conception of just one point at infinity on each set of parallel lines and of a line at infinity on each set of parallel planes. With such agreements, parts of euclidean geometry can be discussed in the terms of projective geometry. For example, one may speak of the asymptotes of a hyperbola as being tangent to the hyperbola at infinity.
ok this IS NOT A QUESTION GET OUT!! i wont read it ALL for that reason but u are wrong in the first section, irrational numbers are never ending but NOT infinate! This is because it is never engin BUT it has lower and upper limits

[Khaos]

']Khaos....just shut up....lol....to us who have devoted out lives to math it is clear in your posts you know NOTHING of the RULES of math....one of them being the definition of division...multiplying by the reciprical of the number you are dividing by... 0 * 1/0 = 0/0...BUT, by mathmatical definition you CANNOT divide by zero...it is the basis for finding roots of a fuction and the exclusions from the domain...if you COULD divide by zero then you could not find limits on the domain and thus could not find the roots of fuctions...lol...for this reason i KNOW you cant divide by zero...just because you SAY you can, doesnt mean you ACTUALLY can....your ignorance on the subject is upsetting to me and i feel you need to take a course on mathmatics to re-learn this vital mathmatical principal...

Paul plz return when you have your eyes back, how many times must i write that this was not strictly a mathematical answer and i am on mathematical courses, statistics, core and finances... end of discussion paul

[Khaos]

Ready to answer some more questions, plz fire away

[Crazy_Diva]

A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?



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"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
Lucille Ball

[Khaos]

3 boys, 3 girls and a boy who had a sex change to a girl, or visa versa, sounds like the right answer to me

there's also the possibility that half of them children are boy's children the other are men's... just another thought

[Crazy_Diva]

Hmmmm...you got me to thinkin' but the answer is......they're all boys.:p



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"I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one."
Mae West

[Khaos]

Hmmmm...you got me to thinkin' but the answer is......they're all boys.:p



http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/6964/pwndih9.jpg


"I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one."
Mae West

heh, well i guess that works too.... lol

[havik]

What's it all mean?