Funny

[Khaos]

know I have to say bumper stickers can be extremely funny..so I'm suggesting we all try and post the best bumper stickers we know or if you don't know any then post some jokes!!I should start, and I'll start with a few bumper stickers...and a joke

bill clinton, 89% fact free
energiser bunny was arrested, charged with battery
say no to drugs!! that'll bring the prices down

A man was driving along in a car and he sees a Green man by the road crying. He stops and says "what's up mate?" the green man replies "I'm Gay, I'm from venus and I'm hungry!!", The man takes sympathy on him and says "here's some food, but it's all I have". He then returns to the car.

15 minutes later he sees a Red man by the road crying. He stops and says "what's up mate?" the green man replies "I'm Gay, I'm from mars and I'm thirsty!!", The man takes sympathy on him and says "here's some water, but it's all I have". He then returns to the car.

15 minutes later he sees a Blue man by the road crying. He stops and says "SO YOUR GAY!!! WHAT F***ING PLANET ARE YOU FROM!?!? AND WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT!?!" The man in blue replies "your drivers licence please"

ok you guys feel free to comment on these jokes/bumper stickers or post some of your own

[the_bryantism]

Stop B*tching, start a revolution!

[Khaos]

A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before
the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet
behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the
men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approached one of the women for an explanation. "This is marvelous,"
said the journalist. "What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of
roles?"
Replied the Kuwaiti woman: "Land mines."



Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become
American citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu, called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
Fu decided to return to China.


Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, lawyers only screw us